Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t – the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists . About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. “What happened to you,” asked Hillary? “Well,” the driver replied, “the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me.”
“Oh my God!, what did you tell them?” asked Hillary. The driver replied, “I just stepped inside the door and said, I’m Hillary Clinton’s driver and I’ve just killed the old cow!”
Stop sucking up for the points. That’s not remotely funny. latte81 was the closest thing to a compliment.
Is it legal to import Cuban cigars to USA from Haiti or from Canada? Both countries have relations with Haiti.
The import of Cuban cigars in the US is not legal be it from
Haiti or Canada.
Some people take the risk and pass the Canadian borders by car because there less control than on the airplanes.
What are some of your favorite cigar moments? Here are a few reasons to enjoy the experience, taste and aroma of premium and super-premium cigars:
1. After a wedding when the groomsmen are enjoying a moment amongst themselves, and celebrating the groom’s good fortune. 2. After the birth of a child, whether it’s your child, a niece, nephew, Godchild or the child of a colleague. 3. After the commencement ceremony for your favorite protégé or ward. 4. After purchasing your first home and evaluating the work and hope ahead of you. 5. After selling your first home for a handsome profit and remembering the rewards of work and the pleasure of work rewarded. 6. After burning the mortgage, and knowing that there will never be another payment. The place is yours, lock, stock and barrel. 7. After leaving the factory job for the last time. 8. After the best dinner you’ve ever had. 9. After the best and most complete play, concert or opera you’ve ever attended. 10. With the rest of the campers at the end of a hike in the woods or in the desert. 11. Beside the garden wall when there is a break from the labor of working with your hands in the good earth. 12. While standing and surveying the view of a field of harvest, full of the promise of work and the promise of prosperity, while remembering the planting of that field. 13. While working on a vintage automobile like a convertible Cadillac from the 1970’s. 14. After negotiating for–and getting–a vintage automobile.
As you can see, there is a wonderful tradition of celebration and the constancy connected to the smoking of a great cigar. The sentiment and sensation of cigars and pipes are part of understanding the cigar consumer. Therefore, the best way to give a cigar is by purchasing them either through reputable online stores, many of which will sell and ship them gift-wrapped, or by purchasing them through tobacconists and fine cigar and pipe stores.
Remember that quality cigars are hand-rolled and custom made. There are countless ways to find out what kind of cigars would be best suited as a gift. For example, select according to smoke time. A good cigar will have a smoke time of 20 to 60 minutes, depending on its size and style. Other factors are color and aroma.
Whatever the celebration and whatever the occasion, giving and receiving fine premium or super-premium cigars–or just enjoying them on your own–will top off the pleasure of each experience and enhance life’s special moments. The best part of the cigar experience is to discover what moments you can plan for cigar enjoyment. So start with giving and receiving premium cigars, and then let them accompany all your great life celebrations.
I smoke cigarettes, but nothing else. Every once in a while I get a whiff of weed. Is it possible for a bit of
marijuana to be mixed in with tobacco?? If so, would it be enough to affect a drug test? I’ve heard about poppy seeds giving you a positive for cocaine. If there is marijuana in cigarette tobacco, I’m gonna kick someone’s ass. Tell me what you think??????? I have to add my questions to the entertainment category because I find you people to be the most intelligent. Very skillful in your answering.
I promise I do not smoke anything except store bought Newport Box. Give me a break guys. I kick myself for that alone. I don’t even drink alocohol except once or twice a year. I just smell weed come from my cigarette on occasion. Wow are you judgemental.
No, the only thing in cigarettes is tar, poisonous gasses, rat poison,and a myriad of addictive additives, etc… Heaven forbid you accidentally smoke some marijuana, would probably make you an addict immediately. I would say the only safe thing to do is quit smoking anything right now, lest you infect your system…
