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Sunday, November 19th, 2006Baby Fight
I had made a contact through an intermediary with a Mixacan by the name of Huevos Normalis. I had been hearing tell of an illegal gambling practice that centered around pit fighting that was taking place near my very home. After getting text messaged to my cell from the go between, I drove to the arranged meet spot (behind a local High’s convenience store) and waited nearly half an our in the dusk listening to an exceptionally bad Meat Puppets CD I had found in a dumpster a week before, on my Truck’s kickass stereo. At the near end of track nine, there came a rapping on my driver’s side window. I sat up quickly straight and turned to see what had to be the very dirty MGD hat of the man himself. I cranked down the stereo and wound down the window, “Huevos,” I said. He nodded, “si.” “Hop in,” I said, making room amidst the trash and various power tools that usually lived on the passenger’s seat. “No, we walk,” he said.
I was a bit nervous about walking in the dark with a dirty strange foreigner, even if it was a mere mile from my home, but I had decided much earlier to follow this story wherever it managed to go. I turned off the truck, grabbed the keys, and hopped out onto the greasy parking lot. “Lead the way, sir,” I told Huevos, and he stared at me for a moment. He seemed a mild mannered man, but one that could burst into tears or laughter at any moment. His stare seemed to ooze, “glue sniffer,” but what the hell. He turned to walk through the dark alley behind High’s and I followed, readily.
We winded our way through tiny, unkempt back yards, small patches of trees, a well lit hospital parking lot, a pitch black public park, and finally into the brightly lit front yard of a small house with a brick drive. There were no cars parked in the driveway and no garage. The windows were dark. Huevos glanced over his shoulder at me, and then pushed onward around the side of the white brick home and into the darkened back yard. With a careful one, two, three knock on the burgundy steel door, Huevos gained entrance to a dim, smoky, loud room that smelled an odd mix of cigars, whiskey, cologne, and shit. Huevos nodded at several people (there were at least 25 men and women (more men than women) crammed into what turned out to be a large kitchen. He pulled out his wallet in front of a particularly well endowed woman with bad teeth and a pistol neatly tucked into the front of her pants, and motioned for me to do likewise. We each handed the handsome woman $50.00 and I followed my guide to the far wall to watch the proceedings.
In the center of the room sat what could only be called a play pen. It was pea green with mesh sides and was decorated with bears and ducks. Another large breasted woman wearing a pink robe offered me a glass of some kind of whiskey, which I took with a nervous smile, and then she walked gingerly through the crowd to the far side of the room. “Nice ass,” I said to Huevos. “Que,” he asked. “NICE ASS,” I yelled back. “Thank you,” he smiled.
After a few seconds of trying to figure out that exchange I noticed two women from opposite sides of the room making their way to the center. Each carried a very fussy and naked baby. The woman to my left, a large, huge haired black woman, carried her rather fat black child to the edge of the play pen and then raised it toward the ceiling (the baby, not the play pen). It was a boy. Half the crowd cheered. The other woman, a skinny, lesbian haired, milky whitey reached her side of the play pen and raised her baby to the ceiling. It’s a girl. The other half of the crowd cheered.
Before I could take sides (not knowing what my $50.00 had been for) both naked babies were in the pen, screaming, crying, and pissing all over the place. It seemed the black baby had a better grasp of walking and so wobbled over the white girl, who sat crooked, hands raised, and fell on top of her. As the two rolled around over and under each other, grasping at limbs and swatting at faces, the crowd’s cheers grew to fever pitch. Men and women alike held fists full of cash in the air and stood egging on the infants. “Kick her ass, you black son of a bitch!” “Rip his dick off, you whore!”
It was something to behold.
After what seemed like several minutes more of baby fight, the white girl latched onto the black boy’s ear with her right hand and squeezed. The crowd quieted for a moment, and suddenly erupted into cheers and boos as a drop of blood fell from the black boy’s ear lobe.
The women promptly collected their children, kissing them and hurrying them back to whichever room they had come from. Money changed hands in every corner. Huevos smiled at me. The big breasted pistol mama handed each of us $100.00. I sat against the wall and waited for the next round.
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Sunday, November 19th, 2006
Cigars have long been associated with the rich and powerful, with relaxation and rich flavor. Cigar aficionados have created a culture around the art of smoking, assembling various theories and accessories to debate and facilitate smoking. Much like wine tasting, cigar smoking has been seen as a diversion of the upper echelons of society.
It is believed that cigars were probably first produced in Spain, and then quickly caught on in other European countries. Although many different countries manufacture cigars, Cuban cigars have long been highly regarded as one of the most flavorful and rich of all cigars. This is due to regional microclimates that are said to produce the highest quality tobacco, as well as the skill of the country’s cigar makers. Other countries that produce significant amounts of tobacco and cigars include Brazil, Mexico, Honduras, Ecuador, Cameroon, Dominican Republic, Indonesia, and the United States. Why have cigars long caught the attention of so many? Many speculate that the cigar’s main attraction is in the way it is manufactured. High quality cigars are always wrapped by hand. Unlike cigarettes, cigars undergo a lengthy process of fermentation and aging (much like wine), resulting in subtle flavors and textures. They are highly individual and the best cigars will provide no smoky aftertaste at all.
The taste of cigars is much more complex than cigarettes. The majority of all cigars are created by wrapping three different layers of tobacco leaves together. High quality cigars usually contain long leaves of nicotine as the filler, although they may also contain a combination of scraps. This results in subtle variations, different textures, and complex flavors. Cigarettes, on the other hand, are mass-produced and generally only contain one type of tobacco. Cigars also come in an incredible variety of flavors. The dedicated cigar aficionado can find chocolate, vanilla, apple, and even coffee-flavored cigars!
Although cigars have long been lauded for their smooth and complex flavors, they can also pose a great health risk. All tobacco contains nicotine. We’ve all heard about the negative health risks of nicotine, but what does it do exactly? Nicotine is a stimulant that produces a sense of euphoria. Even the casual smoker cannot escape the fact that nicotine is highly addictive and contains various toxins, carcinogens, and irritants. Although most connoisseurs of cigars will avoid inhaling the smoke, they are still at risk of developing various types of oral and larynx cancers.
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Friday, November 17th, 2006
This year, more than 30,000 Americans will be diagnosed with oral cancer. Five years from now, less than 60 percent of those diagnosed will still be alive. While these figures seem alarming, it is important to realize that when oral cancer is discovered early, treatment is 90 percent successful.
About Oral Cancer
Oral cancer can develop in any part of the mouth or oropharynx (back of your throat). A majority of oral cancers originate in the tongue and floor of the mouth. Nearly all cancers begin in the flat cells (called squamous cells) that cover the surface of the tongue, mouth and lips.
The most common sites for this cancer, called “Squamous Cell Carcinoma (SCC)” are on the:
- Lateral border of the tongue and/or lip
- Floor of the mouth
- Soft palate (including the tonsillar pillars)
- Retromolar trigone (small area behind the wisdom teeth)
Importance of Early Detection
Oral cancer is one of the most curable diseases when it is detected early. The problem with oral cancer is that around 70 percent of the time it is not visually noticeable until it has reached an advanced stage. That is why the Vizilite exam was developed.
How Vizilite Works
Vizilite technology helps a dentist to recognize abnormal tissue in the mouth, before it is visible to the naked eye. This simple device scans your oral tissue after it has been treated with a special rinse. Normal, healthy tissue will absorb the light and appear dark. A “Visilite lesion” will appear distinctly white. The Vizilite exam is best performed in low light conditions. Once the Vizilite is activated, the exam is completed in 10 minutes.
The purpose of using Vizilite is to identify tissue changes at their earliest stage. If abnormal tissue has been identified, it is up to your dental professional to decide what the next step is.
Risk factors
Scientists and medical professionals cannot always determine why one person develops oral cancer and another does not. Researchers do know that the disease is not contagious, so you can not “catch” oral cancer from someone else.
Certain lifestyle habits create a higher risk for oral cancer than others:
- Tobacco Use: Tobacco use accounts for a majority of oral cancers. Smoking cigarettes, cigars, or pipes, chewing tobacco and dipping snuff are all related to oral cancer. Heavy smokers who use tobacco for a long period of time are at the greatest risk. Tobacco users who drink heavily are at an even higher risk.
- Alcohol Use: Individuals who drink alcohol are more likely to develop oral cancer than people who refrain from drinking. The risk increases with the amount of alcohol you consume, and is even higher if you drink and use tobacco together.
- Sun Exposure: Lip cancer can be caused by exposure to ultraviolet radiation. By wearing a brimmed hat and using a lotion or lip balm with sunscreen, you can reduce this risk.
- Family history of head and neck cancer: If head and neck cancer runs in your family, you are at a higher risk of developing oral cancer, a type of head and neck cancer.
The primary reason for the consistently high death rate of oral cancer is that it tends to be discovered in late-stage development. By having routine dental exams followed by a Vizilite exam, you can reduce your risk for this potentially deadly cancer.
If you would like to learn more about Vizilite screenings and you live in the Denver, Colorado area, please visit cosmetic dentist Dr. Greenhalgh’s website today.
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Wednesday, November 15th, 2006
There’s gold in them thar web sites. As businesses flock to the web to get it they join new businesses who have responded to the call to stake out their land in the belief that very small companies can act big, appear big and challenge the model of large unwieldy companies that take to an online presence at the speed their overweight cigar smoking executives play an occasional game of squash. The tiddlers have had a good run. But it’s over. As large, well funded companies gradually take the higher organic listings through search engine optimisation, those smaller companies are forced out to the edges of the eBay bazaar, online shopping malls, business directories and worst of all – the search engine feed fest – PPC. Or in other words – they pay online rent to multiple online landlords. An’ it aint cheap.
Adwords and other PPC
Most successful adwords campaigns have a price tag per month similar to the rent for a high class store in the High Street or Mall. This is a recipe for weak business models to thin out like bees in winter. They either have a good profit margin that allows the advertising overhead or they retreat to the edges to pick up the scraps from bargain hunters. Further, whilst rent for physical premises generally stays the same throughout the year – this online rent easily trebles in November and goes to five or six times normal in December if it’s gift related. Does the profit allow that? For many, it has done so far – but as larger, better and higher funded companies see the profit areas and stake their claim too – the product or service competition increases and the margin possibilities decrease. To compound the problem, more companies advertise through the pay per click model and
Directory charges
Whilst there are many thousands of directories on the web, the free ones aren’t much good, though in years to come they may blossom into good sources of web clout. Generally the course of wisdom is to outsource directory submissions to good (and growing number of) submission experts who work at something like the rate of $25 per 200 or so directory submissions. It’s a good underpinning tool of any SEO campaign. Directories that know they have any weight in influencing rank to any tiny degree whatsoever are very expensive. It only takes submissions to 20 or more to find funds easily sucked up into the hoover of ‘our listing will get you better organic ranking’ promise and the bank account hole getting larger. Directories, at least good ones, are expensive.
eBay and other eShopping Malls
Pushed to the margins of adwords, squeezed by the organic presence of the big fellas, ahhh! An oasis – eBay and other similar bazaars! E-tailers sell their wares through eBay and eek out a profit through volume. Like yet another expensive landlord, eBay take a commission and like any gambling house – always win. eBay is the cheaper option and one that does at least show some result – other leech-like stores like eDirectory operate with a more expensive listing price, take significant sums in advance and provide little in return. eDirectory charges close to £1000 up front and takes 10% commission from each sale with further charges along the way for in-site banners that might help sales after complaints of no ROI. At least Adwords worked although expensive – these dubious landlord malls/stores promise much but soon the tenant realises that it’s all sales talk with negligible return – they go from e-tailer to e-tailer with empty promises because the desperate retailer will put up with a sleazy place to sell just as they’d put up with a sleazy place to live if nothing else were available. As retailers fail to renew the second year, these companies have already moved on to the next retailer with their promises and evidence of existing, albeit soon to depart, listings.
How the future looks
Take a look at your local mall or high street – that’s what web eCommerce iss shaping up to be. Is there a boutique store there? A few. If they can generate interest and buzz they can survive. The same is true on the web. African beads? Maybe. But if you sell laptops, better get it prepared to sell the business off rather than compete with the big boys, who’ll make sure you are squeezed out. That’s how things will change. Don’t like it. Where will you buy your iPod? Dan’s bazaar? Sleazy eDirectory? Or Virgin Megastore’s lowest price, free shipping, free return super-store? I know where I feel safer. The web is already resembling the High Street, recognise this and take appropriate action to take advantage of the trend to survive. Because as in the High Street, the web’s landlords are taking the real money from their internet real estate – it’s generally proving difficult for most Mom and Pops to justify the rent.
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By Baron Turner – the technical visionary behind TurnerDow Search Engine Optimisation, Search Engine Marketing, SEO, SEM. Expert, directed SEO is the only way to be a real web business without paying the web’s landlords. Organic ranking is the only way to make a healthy profit in an eCommerce business.
Article Source: ArticlesBase.com – The Web Landlords – is it Worth the Rent?
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Thursday, November 9th, 2006
Where can you buy cuban cigars in old quebec Canada?
I will be visiting old quebec in a few weeks and i am interested in smoking a few cubans. I am staying at the chateau frontenac. Does anybody know a good place to buy them in that area.
Thanks
My best bet is Tabagie Giguère on rue Buade near the Cathedral and City Hall. It is at about two minutes of walk of Château Frontenac. It is one of the last true tobacconist of the city.
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